What’s my problem? You tell me.

July 27th, 2008 by bitch

People have been asking me, “WTF is going on with you, NAB?  Like, when are you going to get down to it and post?”

Like, now, people.  Right now.

Because I am in no mood to explain myself.  Life just happens, and if you wait to jump onto the merry-go-round you miss your turn and have to start over.  So, sure, I’ve been finding reasons to hold off pouring my heart and soul into these pages, but frankly I am plumb full of life-juice and need an outlet.  And this is it.  In other words, you are my alternative to masturbation.

How does that make you feel?

Let’s start with a teeny weeny little pet peeve.  So listen closely.  Here it is.  Ready?

Do not talk to me when I am writing.

There.  Glad I got that off my chest.  As a result I am now down to a 28B as opposed to the 28C. No lie, people.  Ladies, find your own Boobologist and change your lives, because 99.8% of you are wearing the wrong bra size.  Just a little tip from me to you.  Seriously, check this out because tits and their proper supportage will indeed change your life as well as the lives of those around you.  In fact, if I could offer one sure-fire tip to point you on the path toward spiritual satisfaction, this would be it.

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2 Responses to “What’s my problem? You tell me.”

  1. Dave Fowler Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    NAB, great message concerning the boobage.

    I just wish more people could get to see it.

    The message, not the boobage.

    Dave

  2. bitch Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    Dave: Seeing the boobage may help get the message across.