What The Bitch is not.
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If I were most bloggers, I could throw a stupid fucking little lolcat link up here and call it a post.
But The Bitch has a little thing called blogtegrity. So, no fluff posts here.
Instead I’ll tell you more about myself. You may have noticed that I’ve been somewhat-intentionally coy about revealing too much about myself so far. Well, that’s about to change. But rather than tell you who I am, I’ll tell you a little teaser-taste of who I am not.
I’m not gender-confused; I am most decidedly a woman.
I’m not afraid to talk about how I feel, even if that has consequences.
I’m not going to manage your feelings; I have enough to do managing my own. I do believe in tact and kindness, though.
I’m not fat, or ugly, or stupid. If you are any of those things I’ll be glad to tell you, but you probably already know.
I am not likely in this or any other lifetime to run for political office. Though if I did I’d be way bigger than Colbert.
I’m not at all immune to those who require compassion, but I realize that those who desire it the most are those who lack the ability to be compassionate to themselves.
I’m not like anyone you know, and I am like everyone you know.
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August 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Are you Santa?
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August 20th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I’m with you sweetie, Please do not give me sweetness and light and a hidden attitude or the ever wounded victim of life. You cannot possibly be ‘enlightened’ if you haven’t lightened up!
Unload and get real is my motto, be who you are, be real and be ok with it all. Being enlightened does not mean being a doormat, it does mean we understand that each person has their own journey to live and where they are is where they are. I choose not to help those who do not want help, only those who do and sometimes the only help I will give is a gentle nudge (for who am I to judge where they need to be to learn whatever it is they need to learn.)
You know to learn to balance your emotions you must first have learned to lost control.
I am also a new age bitch who is well and truly over the “nuff nuff” (spiritual wannabe’s who are caught up in the peace, love fest without ever actually dealing with their Stuff) approach to life and the new age.
I love you take on the new age and will be back to see what you’re up to.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
So, what gave you the idea to start a blog like this? Do un-assertive people piss you off really bad or what? Would you ever be able to date a guy that is “too nice” to everyone?
August 20th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Writer Dad: What gave it away?
Annie: Another new age bitch! Muah!
Andy: 1. I saw a need and filled it. 2. No. Everyone has a choice. 3. Who defines “too” nice? Just give me real.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I was wondering if you were going to come out of hiding.
Guess I won’t say you have balls anymore. Well maybe I will.
You are becoming more “real” to me now. Tell me more!
Nice and real.
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August 20th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
“I’m not like anyone you know, and I am like everyone you know.”
Hey, this is profound. I like it.
I think we all know by now you’re smart. The fact that you’re also good looking is a nice bonus.
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August 20th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Seth: I do have balls! And…did you just call me “nice”??
Vered: Either that or I have a really inflated view of myself.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:28 am
Call you nice? No
I like it nice and real. Ok
I like it real.
August 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Here, here, Annie.
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December 2nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
i love you, bitch! no, really. i mean it.
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