Get to know your bitch: The Meme Years
OMFG.
That was my response upon learning the Bitch had been tagged. For a meme. You think the Bitch is above such things? You would be absolutely correct. Not at all. The Bitch is a Joiner. Plays Well With Others. In fact, if you want YOUR BLOG to be included in a list of links here at New Age Bitch, and I wholeheartedly (or is that coldheartedly…?) recommend that you leave your info in a comment and the Bitch will see to it that your site appears on the list.
We’re exclusive here, but not that exclusive. Meaning, if you’re here and you’ve read this far it’s presumed that you’ve already transcended at least a minimal level of awareness and appreciation.
Who is it that had the amazing gall to tag New Age Bitch for a meme? Blogger Dad. Read his answers here. And then proceed at your own risk. Except we’re going to play this a little differently (you knew that was going to happen, didn’t you?). You’ll have to pick out the correct answers yourself.
Where Were You Ten Years Ago?
a. In jail.
b. Driving a mini van to soccer.
c. Somewhere in India, on an ashram.
d. Seriously considering Prozac.
What’s on Your To Do List Today?
a. Piss people off, kick an old lady in the shins, and jaywalk.
b. Swallow my tongue.
c. Experience Inbox Zero for at least 2.7 minutes.
d. Levitate.
What If You Were A Billionaire?
a. What makes you think I’m not?
b. What if we all just got along? Let’s start with a nice big group hug, okay?
c. I would mail everyone I know a check for a dollar.
d. I would buy all the cans of creamed corn in existence and store them in my basement.
Five Places You Have Lived?
a. Jail. See question #1.
b. In my head.
c. California. See a, and b.
d. Define “lived”.
f. Earth?
Three Bad Habits?
a. None. The Bitch has no bad habits.
b. None. What are YOU looking at??!
c. None. Sex addictions don’t count, right?
d. None. Fuck you!
Snacks You Like?
a. Salty-crunchy.
b. Sweet.
c. Dairy-creamy-sweet.
d. Wait, are we talking about food here?
Who Will You Tag?
a. That’s for me to know and you to find out.
b. That’s a little like picking favorites, isn’t it? Either that or creating punishments. Fuck that. The Bitch doesn’t do either. Tell you what. If you want to do this meme, do it. Send me an email and I’ll be sure to mention you and link to your post somewhere prominent. Deal? Because I just don’t want to deal with the crying and the disappointment.
The end.
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September 11th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Wow, you actually did it. I would expect no less than for you to change the rules.
Here goes my attempt to win whatever glory is to be attained by figuring out the bitch.
Where Were You Ten Years Ago?
d. Seriously considering Prozac.
What’s on Your To Do List Today?
c. Experience Inbox Zero for at least 2.7 minutes.
What If You Were A Billionaire?
d. I would buy all the cans of creamed corn in existence and store them in my basement.
You realize that I would have to break into your basement, then. Though the idea of rooting through the bones of your victims for creamed corn kinda’ turns me off to the notion.
Five Places You Have Lived?
c. California. See a, and b.
Three Bad Habits?
d. None. Fuck you!
Snacks You Like?
c. Dairy-creamy-sweet.
So, what does the winner get?
September 12th, 2008 at 8:53 am
haha loved the way you took this and made it your own. Genius Bitch! With the Billionaire question, you’d either be generous to mail EVERYONE you know a check for $1 or extremely parsimonious if your list of acquaintances is on the short side….
Mom/Mums last blog post..Lovin’ The Loons!
September 12th, 2008 at 9:26 am
OMG, I finally figured it out, thanks to your meme (and no thanks to you – you never call, you never write…)
You’re Oprah frickin’ Winfrey.
Having “O” be an newly-coined word isn’t enough – now you want “NAB” as part of our daily vernacular.
Hay-soos Marimba, woman – don’t you have enough already??
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September 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Ain’t nuthin like a good shin kikin to make one feel happy and at peace.
Eric “Woodsman O da Nort”s last blog post..Protons Smashing in the Cyberspaces of my Mind
September 12th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I’m using my newly developed sense of bitch-tuition and also a healthy dose of stabbing in the dark. I wonder which one will win?
Hummmmmmmmm
Where Were You Ten Years Ago?
a. In jail.
What’s on Your To Do List Today?
c. Experience Inbox Zero for at least 2.7 minutes.
What If You Were A Billionaire?
d. I would buy all the cans of creamed corn in existence and store them in my basement.
Five Places You Have Lived?
c. California. See a, and b.
Three Bad Habits?
d. None. Fuck you!
Snacks You Like?
d. Wait, are we talking about food here?
Who Will You Tag?
a. That’s for me to know and you to find out.
Ok, so WTF is my score. If I get 100% correct, can I get a can of corn?
Christas last blog post..Sicilian Zen
September 12th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I pick C. Always pick C. I learned that for the SAT’s.
Amy Derbys last blog post..Fiction Friday: Sex with Ghosts, and other stories
September 12th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Where Were You Ten Years Ago?
Lost in an avalanche of electronic music. Not much has changed.
What’s on Your To Do List Today?
Attending to personal pipes, e.g. cleaning, exporting, checking for leaks.
What If You Were A Billionaire?
It would be in the now being present wit’ it, yo.
Five Places You Have Lived?
The gomosphere with abundant Plankton. (actually, Plankton was the name of the experimental music group and it was very lofty, meaning high)
Three Bad Habits?
Memes, dreams and the functionally inextreme.
Snacks You Like?
Anything that will fit through a PEG tube.
Who Will You Tag?
The unknowing and the unawakened (Like, Wake up! yer tagged, yo!)
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September 13th, 2008 at 4:42 am
You’ve been awarded the “Angry Clown Hell Award” for being wickedly funny, so stop by and pick it up! You are “lmao” funny!
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September 14th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Thanks for adding me as a friend on BC. I love your blog! Why didn’t we meet online earlier? Keep it up!
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September 14th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
And if you could, add me to your blog roll (?) Please and thank you! I added you up already. Cheers!
The Countesss last blog post..Let Me Tell You Bout Hard Work
September 15th, 2008 at 4:41 am
I’m going to go with “A” for all the answers.
I just found you, through Blogger Dad, and I love it! Thanks for keeping it real.
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September 15th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Blogger Dad: What makes you think I keep the bones of my victims?
Mom/Mum: I think that’s my new favorite word. Parsimonious. Note how easily it rolls off the tongue?
Baroness: OMG! You’ve outed me!
Christa: WTF is exactly your score.
Amy Derby: Yes! I cleverly arranged the quiz so that by picking C and rearranging all the letters contained in the answers you can spell out the solution to all your eternal questions.
Psiplex: The tube makes chewing irrelevant and saves time. I like it.
AngieSS: An award! I like you!
The Countess: Yo, done and done.
September 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Eric O da Nort: A good shin kikin solves a lot of the world’s ills. Recommended.
Kool Aid: Choosing all the “A” answers and anagramming them reveals the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body as well as Ponce de Leon’s fountain of youth.
September 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Can I say “E” for Everything Above? All things are possible. Yup, I am sticking with that answer.
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September 15th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
If you don’t keep the bones of your victims, then what do you do with them?
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September 15th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
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September 16th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
d. Seriously considering Prozac.
c. Experience Inbox Zero for at least 2.7 minutes.
c. I would mail everyone I know a check for a dollar.
f. Earth?
e. All of the above.
a. Salty-crunchy.
I don’t know if I can get on the bitchroll…
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December 8th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
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