You should not be taking this personally
Well well, so another calendar page blew off the wall and it’s December again. Do you care? Except for all the stress you feel when it’s December? Too bad you can’t enjoy it, but no, you’re too busy waiting in line at Wal-Mart, or trampling poor scrawny temp workers who just wanted to make some extra Xmas dough to save up and buy that set of matching NASCAR towels they’ve been coveting all year, or tick tick tick clicking away making Cyber Monday deals and sending your credit card balances spiraling upwards. Fun, eh?
So whatever. Christmas. let’s put the Christ back in Christmas, shall we? Or better yet, let’s not and say we did. Because frankly, that’s another good idea that’s been twisted way out of recognition. But again, whatever.
No, I want to talk about me.
Looks like my last post was a bit of a bust. What, put off by the talk of masturbation? See, it’s something everyone does but won’t admit to and doesn’t want to talk about. Whatever. There were comments but I saved them from your tender ears. Eyes. Whatever. Because it’s slightly creepy when there’s someone who really DOES want to talk about masturbation. In detail. So…no. But hey, no skin off my nose because The Bitch didn’t actually write that post. If you look carefully you can see that the magic codes usually embedded that hypnotize you and make you think I’m a genius and sleep like a baby the night after reading my posts were missing. See? Yeah, those. So whatever.
I mentioned before that The Bitch has been busy and that doesn’t seem to be going away any time soon. It’s not that I don’t love you, because I don’t, at least not THAT way, but some of us have a life. Maybe even you. Most assuredly YOU, anyway. But you can all look forward to more Bitchposts in the future. That could be an empty promise but you’ll either have to keep coming back repeatedly or subscribe to be sure, won’t you?
Oh, and I’m taking requests. Because I’m out of original ideas and may as well use yours. So put them in the comments.
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December 1st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
oh crap! that reminds me, I forgot to flip the page on my wall calendar. pfft. oh well. I’d prefer to live in denial about the holidays anyway.
chat blancs last blog post..Remote controlled
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I have a shirt that looks like your background. You’re not getting as many comments because you’ve up and disappeared! I miss you, bitch!
Matthew Drydens last blog post..You Hate Me (Because I Failed)
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Yes, we’ve missed you. But everyone has a life. I don’t celebrate Christmas at all any longer. I haven’t for years. People tend to think I’m anti-social. I’m not, but I refuse to run up debts to celebrate something that is twisted completely out of context anymore. So, no presents, no cards, no tree, no twinkle lights. Who really cares?
How about a blog about Parallel worlds and repeating over and over the acts that we do here? With perhaps a slight difference in outcome? If you haven’t yet, read some of Michio Kaku’s books or look him up online. He’s a theoretical physicist & a Nobel Prize winner. Very interesting stuff. While I’m here…Merry Christmas.
*hugs*
Josi
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Requests…yeah…how about sharing Bitch-philosophy regarding online dating.
There is this girl I know (moi) who is trying to decide if she wants to crush a man’s nuts (her man’s nuts) becasue she (me) finds out he’s diddling around on an online dating site (not porn mind you, that’s ok). I’m talkin’ ’bout the Eharmony stuff.
This girl, again, me, doesn’t have a ring and doesn’t want one but if I am as fabulous as he says I am (and eh-hem, we spend most nights together) WTF is he looking for OtherWoman 1.0 when he admits Christa Version 3.0 is banging (pun intended).
End rant.
That Girls last blog post..Merry Christa-mas, Ooops SITSmas
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 am
Oh, I have to reply to *That Girls* post. Can’t help it.
If jerk is willing to pay to check out other women on EHarmony
bitchslap him, crush his nuts and move on happily.
One consolation though… At least he’s not looking for hookups
on a Women in Prison’s website! Is he?
Josi
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
What a great site Bitch girl.
I love it.
It’s so great that you break people out of the ’spirtual means being nice’ prison and in such a fun and comical way.
The reality is that if ‘nice’is your program, then you are always going to sacrifice your own hearts vision to place others.
Doesn’t work, you need to be able stand for your own life and then from that place of strength support others.
Great movie that talks about this (amongst other things)
http://www.wheeloflife.tv
Anyway, go Bitchgirl
John